As I was typing a tumblr post, I looked out my window and saw these little kids walking by and then one of them yelled at the other, “What are you, gay?” and then I screamed out the window, “NOT AS GAY AS ME!” and then I hid.
We were on our way home from the dentist, and I was kinda out of it, the radio was on, and suddenly, I heard, “SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-” and then me and my brother screamed allstar because it was on the radio
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives
after re-watching all the episodes of invader zim, i came up with what is most likely a shit theory, but a theory none the less. you see, my theory involves two things,
1.) professor membrane is an irken
2.) Dib is a hybrid clone
lets start with my reasoning for number 1
here’s the facts:
the humans of the earth universe are very….. not smart. the professor however is a very extremely skilled scientist.
his interactions with his offspring are limited, and almost seem as though he doesnt know what it means to be part of a family.
he wears a suit 24/7 that covers his whole face below his eyes, almost like the irken technicians
his goggles look almost like irken eyes
and other scientists from the show dont have this quality.
why would an irken be on earth though? and why would they clone two children to raise?
another possible theory is that the mother was an irken, who possibly fell in love with a human? one thing remains for sure, an irken knew about earth before zim was sent there, otherwise who would put this here?
now onto theory number two~
heres the facts;
dib seems to be smarter the average human, like their father.
dib’s mother has never been shown.
taks brainwashing doesn’t work on dib.
in the un-aired episode “ten minutes to doom” zim says that his pak is un-compatible with human biology and would’ve killed dib, but it seemed to perfectly integrate into him.
dib has been shown to be skilled in fighting, and has even pinned down zim a few times, the guy who flipped that chick from the saucer morons.
dibs shirt has this face on it
look familiar?
when a smeet is ready to be born the neutral face smiles. does this mean the irken in dib isn’t ready yet? is possible that in the un-aired “invader dib” episode was not dib disguising as an irken, but turning into one?
thats all i have so far, feel free to add your opinions or arguments!
I’d also like to bring up a few panels from the official comics:
I haven’t read the comics, what is the context? Is this a dream?
I’m not really sure. This was a 4 paged comic short after the actual comic, where everyone turned into irkens, dib freaked out about him being the only survivor, and then this happed. The never clarified if it was real or anything.
I remember when I went to Texas two Decembers ago, and we were visiting the ocean, my brother and I were playing a game where we would take into the ocean with every wave. I remember shouting, “I GOT TEN STEPS” When out in the distance, we saw a HUGE SHARK JUST JUMP OUT OF THE WATER ABOUT 100 FEET AWAY FROM US
So we ran out of the water screaming and my mom didn’t see the shark, so she didn’t believe us, but I swear to god I saw it jump out of the water.
So anyways that’s why I’m never walking more than 10 steps into the water again
hey sorry to interrupt, i’m noodles and i’m in some urgent need of $5000!
the man on the right was my father, he died on the 22nd of April due to a heart attack. Sadly, we couldn’t do anything to save him.
He had no family of his own, and nobody loved or cared for him. Only my mother, sister and I who sadly left him 9 years ago but wanted him back.
we wanted him back, but not like this
on the 8th of may we received a phone call that he had been dead for 2 weeks, laying in a morgue who no longer wanted his body. They decided they were going to bury him under the government.
the government wanted to just throw away his body like trash, they thought nobody was left to love him or care for him. but that’s not true. we love him and care for him.
he was a great guitarist and singer who just wanted to get somewhere in life, but life went downhill once his son died (the boy in the middle pictured above) of blood cancer at the age of 4.
My mother has no family to help her with the payment of his burial, my sister and i have no job or any way of getting money. We chose to cremate his body since it was cheaper, the total cost comes to around $5000. Please help us with money for the funeral. If we don’t pay for it within a month, he will be buried by the government. I don’t want my father just chucked to the side like a nobody nothing. He was our somebody everything.
I know $10 - $20 wouldn’t be much to pay for his cremation, but at least i’m trying to help my mom. Please help me. Even if you donate a little it would mean so much. I’ll happily draw whatever you desire!! the rules dont apply for this situation
my email is : swagalicious4444@gmail.com
all donations are appreciated, my father would appreciate it too!
I have never felt so much glee at parents losing custody of their children.
It’s wonderful.
I was going to just reblog again for the sake of that amazing valentine, but I think it’s a good opportunity to add something from the article, because I know there’s a few people that aren’t gonna read it (Not hating on ‘em, I get it)
Bolding is mine.
Her lawyer then added that Rose “went with law enforcement to rescue the children,” claiming that Cody struggled with returning to his birth mother as a result of comments allegedly made by Mike and Heather. “He said some things that were disturbing,” Rose continued. “That he hated me and that Mike and Heather told him that I threw him away like he was garbage and I just didn’t love him no more.”
Juuust in case you needed more reason to hate these assholes
Thank god.
The internet is such an incredible place especially the youtube community, where you can make a video and bring people’s attention to a horrible situation.
