Not bad at all! Hold hands boys, use the buddy system when exploring caves….

incorrectprofessorlaytonquotes:
Angela: Is there a word that is a mix of angry and sad?
Hershel: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate.
Randall: Smad.
me: i love randall ascot
also me: randall would wear cargo shorts and say outdated memes

i call this expression ‘the azran are real.’ both of them

Henry, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Randall down at the other side of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?
Randall, at full volume: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
what she says: I’m fine
what she means: how difficult could it have been for Level 5 to have included like, a 20-second long cutscene at the end of Miracle Mask where Hershel and Randall have their own reunion moment, all they got was a picture of them talking during the credits, not even a post-game episode or anything, they had so many important scenes together in Hershel’s flashbacks, Hershel referred to Randall as his best friend multiple times, but at the end of the game, it was like none of that even mattered, I understand that Henry and Angela were very important to Randall, but Hershel deserved to have some closure too
henry couldn’t find randall in 18 years and descole found him like, immediately
Randall: I AM THE MASKED GENTLEMAN. GENTLEMAN OF THE MASK.
Descole: Monte d'Or quivers before him!
Randall: FUCK OFF *fills monte d'or with sand*
