BECOMING A HERO IS HARD WORK! IT’S OKAY TO BE TIRED! KNOW THAT YOU ARE GETTING STRONGER!
once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”
so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.
the diabolical box tea minigame is absolute insanity because hershel layton will literally put three whole ass dry seahorses in a teapot and then wonder why it makes him and luke both want to vomit, like geez my boy I wonder where I went wrong, i dunno professor maybe it’s the fuckign SEAHORSE in your TEAPOT, you DUMBASS
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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
