Phoenix: I lost my mentor, I got punched in the face, I almost got killed by mobsters, I got tased, I got amnesia, I was betrayed by my client, I fell off a burning bridge, I lost my attorney badge, but I handled it like a champ!
*cuts to Phoenix sobbing in the shower, fully dressed*
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
