God damn it Brian.
I will defend Apollo Justice and his game to the grave, but
(also, this game is 8 years old and I’m still worried about spoiling it for others, haha)
This honestly undersells how insanely badass this woman was. Nazis were scared to fight in the snow because she was so good at camoflauging herself. 36 of her kills were enemy snipers she found and sniped while they were trying to do the same to her. She only had to stop fighting after they dropped a bomb on her because they had run out of other ways to kill her and it didn’t even work, she took shrapnel to the face and lived.
Then she got invited to the White House to meet president FDR. She liked it, but was annoyed that journalists kept asking her sexist bullshit instead of stuff about her combat career
She’s right; killing Nazis saves lives 🙌
Condoms Are For Everyone
Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.
1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.
First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.
2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.
It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.
3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.
Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.
And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.
-Emily at Planned Parenthood
Boosting
God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.
Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies
Had started a study of a lily pic I took a lil’ while back and threw in Bellsprout because I love them and their lil’ sprout legs. :’D
gummycore
