He has reappropriated the aesthetic of a Victorian industrialist and is using it to DECREASE pollution. He is a master of irony, a true subversive, and an inspiration to us all.
the news is bad sometimes
Okay but what’s the phone
thats what cain used to kill abel
Okay but for real think of the possibilities.
it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business
ah, perry the platypus! i see you fell into my trap... the strangling arms of cissexism! you may be wondering what the purpose of this machine i have pointed at the sky is. you see perry the platypus, when i was born in gimmelshtump the doctor assigned me a gender... and my family went with it! and so did i, perry the platypus! i am a cisgender male! but i decided to use my privilege as a cis man for good and came up with this new invention. behold, perry the platypus, the degenderinator! thanks to this wonder of science, no one in the tri-state area will have an assigned gender anymore, allowing trans people to live as their true gender! trans rights, perry the platypus! trans rights!!!
bold of you to assume doof is cis op
yoshi-g-teh-first replied to your photo “Professor: Emmy… Emmy: What? You let him control a big and dangerous…”
And here I’m wondering how he can reach the pedals! He’s so smol!
He doesn’t, @yoshi-g-teh-first.
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
