I support this comic, if you dont want children everyone else can shut up and keep their opinions to themselves. I want children, but that doesnt mean I am going to force you to have them too.
GIVE ME A CHARACTER;
and I’ll break their ass down:
- How I feel about this character
- All the people I ship romantically with this character
- My non-romantic OTP for this character
- My unpopular opinion about this character
- One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
send characters <3
other fighting games be like: here’s our fighting game, you can punch, kick or fireball. your character options are 38 variations on “buff angry dude”, 2 chicks in bikinis and a panda
smash bros be like: welcome to the shit show. some of the characters have literal guided missiles and some of em are fighting with their bare hands. we got buff angry dudes too but wouldn’t you rather be a potted plant or a baby dragon in a clown car? you want a girl character? do you prefer princess, paintball squid or dog? lookit this guy, he’s just a fukn…2-dimensional lcd man but we put him in the game anyway. what the fcuk is a “health bar"? you win by knocking the other guy offscreen. here’s a random sledgehammer. btw god is a glove and you have to kill him. HAVE FUN
Would they flirt their way to courtroom victory
Phoenix: Absolutely. Shamelessly. Whatever it takes, babe.
Apollo: No! He’d probably consider it unethical and undignified, and he would also like one trial with no antics, please. Just one.
Athena: Would have no moral issue with it, but wouldn’t want anyone thinking she’d HAVE to do so to win.
Mia: Canonically has, if we count that “get info out of the witness with titties” incident. I think she’d be fine doing it outside the courtroom, but not during the trial.
Edgeworth: The idea has literally never occurred to him, and he wouldn’t know how to if he tried.
Franziska: Only by accident, via the whip.
Godot: Oh my God, of course!
Kristoph: He tried, once. It was a disaster. No one mentions it again.
Klavier. Maaaaaaybe a little. A smidge.
Blackquill: It’s just another form of psychological manipulation, right? So, naturally.
Sahdmadhi: He’d claim he’s above that sort of thing, but that’s a fucking lie. He knows he’s pretty.
Dhurke: No, only because the courthouse wouldn’t be able to contain that level of raw sexual power.
Ray: 1000% yes, and beyond. Ray would put out. He would fuck for his clients.
Manfred: ADLSKJFLASLK GOD I hope not.
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