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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hey just a reminder that The Dodo (the publication not the actual extinct bird) is at least partially owned by PETA, consistently shares “cute” animal videos of genuine animal/human endangerment (”this couple adopted a puma and treat it like a big housecat”, etc), and is extremely anti-zoo, even in the context of conservation. so like. maybe stop sharing stuff from them. there’s plenty of other places to get cute animal content.

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Nickel: *sneaking into OJ’s room* And here we have a wild middle-aged man, fulfilling his senility-induced fantasies

OJ: *dancing on top of his bed, singing the ICarly theme song*

Nickel: Truly a tragedy and indicative that he’s aware of how close he truly is to death

OJ: *stops* Nickel what the fuck, I’m 24, you’re older than me you dumb bitch.

Nickel: It appears that our documentary must be cut short, because our cameraman is about to get his ass kicked.

OJ: That’s right, now start fucking running!

Nickel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*slams into OJ’s wall*