memeing again because my art has no wrights
nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
vacation juice
@realphilosophytube , “The Philosophy of Antifa”
“If you’re a political enemy of fascism though, either they lose or you die”
Important
mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation
basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.
Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.
Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.
i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone
The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us
McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized
naotowiki asked:
have you been playing smash ultimate? who's your main, and who do you think the ii contestants would main?
justin-chapmanswers answered:
H*eck yeah I am! The Smash series is my fav! I play primarily Bowser and Pichu, wuv ‘em. I feel like I might have done a II mains list before, but I’m feeling like giving it a fresh go anyway:
Apple: Toon Link
Balloon: Pichu
Baseball: Donkey Kong
Bomb: Piranha Plant
Bow: Bayonetta
Box: Ganondorf
Cheesy: Sonic
Cherries: Pac-Man
Dough: Zero Suit Samus
Fan: R.O.B.
Knife: Marth
Lightbulb: Diddy Kong
Marshmallow: Peach
Mic: Ridley
Nickel: King K. Rool
OJ: Mario
MePad: Wii Fit Trainer
MePhone4: Mii Brawler
Paintbrush: Mewtwo
Paper: Lucas
Pepper: Ken
Pickle: Roy
Salt: Ryu
Soap: Fox
Steve Cobs: Mii Gunner
Suitcase: Pit
Taco: Sheik
Test Tube: Duck Hunt Duo
Tissues: Captain Falcon
Toilet: Luigi
Trophy: Incineroar
Yin-Yang: Pokemon Trainer (Squirtle and Charizard, primarily)
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