broccoli
Modern minecraft is like “use your phantom membranes to repair your eltrya!” Like man idk what any of those things are I’m just here to arrange blocks in house shapes and raise a flock of sheep

Oh my God, there’s a moron onstage…
Oh God, he’s my moron.

Moomintroll, why are you like this?
you know the rudest thing about this jerk is if you actually break into the fort, there’s no one there
the asshole isn’t there until you break in