I can’t believe no one’s posted the funniest 10 seconds to ever come out of this dub.
PRIDE BUGS
THIS Pokemon trainer ⤵️
is
TRANS
And there’s NOTHING you can DO about it!
Holy shit you’re right! That’s fucking radical!
Neo Cihi (they/them)
I was browsing the nintendo store and was kind of saddened to see that they are dividing their gift ideas by gender.
So out of curiosity I decided to see what they were marketing to me, as a woman. Is it just going to be cutesy games like nintendogs or something?
The signs are not good. Is this going to be a ‘men play consoles women play handhelds’ stereotype or something? Lets scroll down…
Huh. Well Pokemon is the next big handheld release. So lets see what they’re marketing to men?
…the same thing…?
…literally the exact same thing.
They posted the same page twice, and just changed the pronouns in the captions.
Nintendo doesn’t care what gender you are.
They just really, really want you to buy Pokemon.
this is like 90% of the way to being an actual statement about cultural norms
There is one gender and it is POKEMON
They probably got a lot of complaints for “how will I know what to get my girl!?!?!” So they were just like, ugh fine, you wont listen to us about knowing your kid and asking what they want, so fuck you heres your shit
Anonymous asked:
Loosha haunting des from manatee heaven
layton-opinions answered:
*wet ghost manatee noises*
desmond: what the fuck
Dark Pit: Bro, close your eyes.
Pit: Okay, bro.
Dark Pit: What do you see?
Pit: Nothing, bro.
Dark Pit: That’s the content that we’re most likely getting from the next E3, bro.
Pit: (starting to cry) Bro…
that parental controls video is the cutest thing i have ever seen
loOK AT BOWSER AND HIS LITTLE TINY PHONE???
S O N IT HAS BEEN FOUR HOURS I WANT TO WATCH MY GODDAMN SHOW
he has to jump like 3 feet in the air to high five his dad im crying
his lockscreen is peach,
BOWSER WILL FUCKIN WRECK YOU IF YOU MESS WITH HIS KID
bowser having a good time listening to what’s important to his son and playing his favorite game with him???? bowser is such a good dad??
I love how browser has evolved from motiveless villain to Nintendo’s go-to example for a parent. Which means Nintendo thinks browser is the prime example of good parenting. And I love it.
Draw this in your style
Finally! I did it!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it’s just a doodles tho. not a serious style this time. Im going to sleep now lol
little my is easiest to draw. I really enjoy drawing these thank you Sevirii!
original: @sevirii
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