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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
furbiddenknowledge
jackedup180

Everything about the Von Karmas is fucking hilarious because we’ve decided that they’re these clever scheming manipulators but like. They’re straight up feral. They’re feral lawyers. Forces of chaotic dumbass with good presentation. If you accuse MvK of murder he tases you IN A POLICE STATION like it’s the smartest thing to do. He set his pin code to 0001 because he’s a fucking MORON. Edgeworth was a normal kid before MvK trained him and now he tries to get into staring contests with his own reflection. If you tried to explain ANYTHING to Franziska she’d probably bite your neck

undercover-ube
niggazinmoscow

Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.

dirkdigglr1

I agree on this corrective asswhoopin

ravensnowstudio

If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person. 

If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back.

And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape.

When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.