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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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everyone always quotes the “shadow the hedgehog’s a bitchass motherfucker” scene from real time fandub of sa2 but my personal favorite moments from it have to be:

  • “i’m gonna kill all of you! i’m bustin’ out now!” said in sonic’s enthusiastic voice
  • “ALRIGHT SINCE TEAM FURAFFINITY FUCKED MY WIFE-”
  • “as long as i get my weed i don’t really care” “i don’t have a character motive”
  • “i’m here to show what nintend can do….and what ZA WARUDON’T!” “that doesn’t even make any sense”
  • “maria.” (explosions)
  • “WHY IS SONIC ON THE VILLAIN’S LINE”
  • “i’m not sure what this says i can only read basic english”
  • “WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”
  • “WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” “fucking your wife again…and peeing in a hot topic. because, you know, what else do ya do on a saturday night?”
  • “I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ”
  • “he’s faster than sonic! he’s faster than sonic! what?”
  • “can you guys stop having relationship issues while i’m on the phone with my dentist”
  • “sonic i found this light used copy of sims 4″ “what?! that’s the least best sims game!”
  • “it’s made of wood and paint” “it’s actually a really low res jpeg”
  • “since i’m literally five can you explain to me how you fuck crops?”
  • “PUT THE PISS ROCK IN THE NUCLEAR REACTOR”
  • “knuckles…..here’s your bitch back…..” “THANKS, JESUS” “one bitch, fresh off the presses”
sky-chau

truely snapcube is the most valid interpretation of sonic

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objection-edgeworth:
“ sundayswiththeilluminati:
“I found this screenshot and I can’t. I can’t. I’ve been sitting here laughing my ass off for three solid minutes. I cannot handle this. just. the combination of “unnecessary” and Apollo’s expression....
sundayswiththeilluminati

I found this screenshot and I can’t. I can’t. I’ve been sitting here laughing my ass off for three solid minutes. I cannot handle this. just. the combination of “unnecessary” and Apollo’s expression. because he knows. he knows it’s unnecessary. but you’re giving it to him anyway, and he will take it, because this is his life and this is how his life goes. Apollo’s face I just CAN’T

objection-edgeworth

Thanks to you I have been saddled with unnecessary evidence