BE GAY DO CRIMES
My ant based fakemon. ^^
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
tove jansson: I’m going to write a really poignant, gay coded relationship between two male characters full of pining and uncertainty, centered around the theme of yearning for the presence of the other and whether commitment means sacrificing your own freedom. all while homosexuality is still illegal
tove jansson: oh and they’re going to look like this
the original classic sonic artwork was so good cause you could see that sonic’s design has its origins in like, 1920s cartoons and stuff
you can just….copy and paste him into an old mickey mouse toon and he won’t look out of place i love that
the return of redd white, max galactica, and richard wellington all balled up into one character
gummycore
