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aquatic-turquoise

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

frist-over-easy

Yes, Captain America has LEGS!

kanhecki

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

adventuretri

tuck in baby

ocdmedic

it all started in new jersey

npdredglare

scrom scrom

blacksamekichi

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”
nbraiko

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

engiess

strangerly

medichell

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

gay-but-not-for-pay

NOOT NOOT,

storm-theory

*soft whisper* what’s on the menu

*screaming*

L E G S

theofficialacxa

Tea Saloon and Garden are P!ATD’s best songs

theofficialkuro

The blood moon has risen

officialmemekinglotor

Thots are people too

edgy-cowboy

Captain America is a thigh

grimlovely

Jimmy don’t touch that

im-p-short

John LaUrEnSS!!!! 

@landshark122

this-is-ske

*twirls fingers around each other*

spiiiiiiiicy yeast!

fandomsandanythingelse

I’m being facetious *hits the nearest object*

lollingtothemax

fear.jpg


*incoherent, sassy mumbling*

shiromoji64

me screaming “mOOD”

pencokun

“No shUT THE HECK UP YOUR MOUTH I’M THE BALD ONE

heyheyitsjuju

“HE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO”

“oh-Oh-OHH!”

flamingfoxninja

Get off my farm!

spoiledspine

Stephanie…stephanie it didnt work

sarahssideblog

…on oak island????

wehhhh-luigi

🦀🦀🦀🦀

clear-as-blue

“you’re nearly halfway done guys! so i’m going to fill the screen with pictures of cats for seventeen minutes”

kickflippinthebird

“I wish I had arms”

similitonno

“Those are fucking nuts, not a pillow you shit”

“That wasnt very prussia of you”

wolfex126

“Hella fuck”

askcupheadthings

“Thotman” or The Mugman cult.

double-z-the-queen

OREOS ARE NOT FUCKING YIN AND YANG THEY ARE GODDAMN COOKIES

dornada

Just Mugnika

bananasnbagels

Sharkfred

carunecapella

The Vore Bros.

biggest-gaudiest-fish

Blue

gaudfish-naudsm

Oh My GoD yOu HaVe ShOuLdErS

jot-hello

IS THERE A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET

safari-official

HUSH NOW GREGORY I AM SEARCHING

Or another favorite of mine:

EAT YOUR NOODELES

NO THEY’RE NOT BLOCK-SHAPED

turtwig387

GET IN THE CAR

or

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

@hiddlebatchbish

gay-phannie

im having some

firey nerve pain

unorthodoxsavvy

I’m in a storm cloud

starryeyedhomicide

throw the fucking stone you thotticus!!

the Red Glove™

sings suffering!! dada da da da!!

poppiesss

shh okay okay. nobody tell her i told you this but uhh…. charlotte wants to… frick tom riddle

blackberrywidow

*in a weird voice* I’m sorry, I was looking at the krispy cream.

And

JoANn? JOANN? Where you at JOanN?!

a-creepy-cookiee

THERE IS WITE-OUT IN MY EYE

iceandfireempoleon

*goat noise* gOAT *goat noise*

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,,, BLESS YOU

acegodotcoffee

Askalamatruska and Petancanciana are besties.

ace-of-hatts

See ya space binch

saitama-the-anti

Instant oatmeal.

lesbepals

@shin-keyy going bathbedding

lillian-or-jeannie-who-am-i

#thirsty kitchen

wigglingpandaboi

@loserusername

“P-P-Poker face P-Poker face”

a-splash-of-galactical-color

SHRUBERY!!!

diaziobrando

“I own five consecutive Chili’s Restaurants in the state of Wisconsin”

erraticatedshotgun

“Rawchickenslapping”

“He’s not a yeehaw cowboy but he sure acts like one”

“Number 15; Burger King Foot Fetish…”

“If my mother’s dead body was covered in ranch dip I would love it.”

“I’m losing everything I love because of these guitar riffs”

“Gods vape cloud has descended on California”

“Let me be the goth man I’ve always wanted to be”

“Despacito caused the fall of Great Britain”

“I don’t think raspberries are supposed to be spicy”

“Personally? I like getting fisted by boxers.”

“It’s like slutty god of war, but more of a cocaine-powered frenzy.”

Or my personal least favorite

“Piss lollipops”

ieateggz

i. have a few of these.

“i’m going to whip and nae nae so fucking hard the moon gets pissed on”

“arm breaking time”

“tentacles!”

“hey remember that one nose fic” (followed by insane screaming by me)

its-an-egg

“GET THE MARMALADE”

crysptrsh

“ i LIKE BEnJaMiN “ or “ bONK “

squiddy707

“You guys always watch DIAGRAMS”

tobys-dank-noodles

“ I’d cross the Danish border in an Uber and break my wrist for you uwu”

undead-dante

“pea boy”

“my name’s not FUCKIN pea boy”

“peepee boy”

“THATS NOT IT EITHER!!!”

OH NO HE HAS AIRPODS IN OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO

eyesoreslashers

“fuck you trashley!”

lauriegaming

I 2wjt to die

@ln-a-dream

carrieworksatseveneleven

*In a old russian woman’s voice when friend is sleeping*

Eat you soup. You are sick. Eat yoUR SOUP

loved-and-i-lost-you

*usually a bad Tord or Ash impression*

You mean that yellow bitch named Pikachu?

silly-lil-ginger

“wink wonk ’;V”

black-eyed-goofy-guy

Am i having a stroke

black-eyed-goofy-guy

oH OK I DIDNT READ THE FUCKING TITLE I WAS SO CONFUSED. i shall now give you an insight on my inside jokes.

eddsworld tori, doing a Z snap: NYANG NYANG NYAGGN NGYANG

:()

gO TO BED, SLEEPYHEAD!!!

eddsworld tord, after getting punched in the arm: thannnk youuuuu…

thatstupidcommie

- Mashed potatoes. - I am Satan. - Leather punk boye is gaye.

firepaw-the-freak

BITCH. da FUCK

crunch-fang

W E S T K O R E A

disabled-warriors-are-valid

“*in a monotone voice* You’re my problem Cristine

Oh no

Now she’ll never play basketball with me


And another one:


Me: *rubs hands together*

Friend: are you a fly?

Me: how did you guess?

firepaw-the-freak

holy shit this is so long

holy-anxiety-batman

*sings* “Cheapo’s department store ba bada ba ba bum”

“Oh wait..”

“Jesus tomato leaf”

everything0bagel

wHaT tHe hELl iS cUrLiNg?

@confusion-flop @idsayitsnotrocketsciencebutitis @hungry-red-panda

darthserket

“I am deem”

“smeeps”

*pterodactyl screeches*

“I learned how to blink backward”

“Underwater streams”

“I am 90 degrees*

beardedgooses

“Watch me go to the store and see Juan.”


Me: Beatus yo-

Friend: *Slaps me*


“Kurtis”

its-marfn-time

“SCHWEE HEE HEE”

“press G to sin”

“spaghetitties”

oh how suggestive of you~

“yeetus feetus deletus mcbananafetus”

trans-axeolotl

“Mercedes-Benz”

@poptartkitt @wolfpackartist

“It’s a square”

@pieratto @wolfpackartist

“HEL-”

“-LO”

@poptartkitt

“WhErE aRe HeR oRgAnS?”

@poptartkitt

cheetahlovegirl

“OwO, what’s this?” Or “Bitch.” “Lasagna!”

necespanicpasta

“SAVE THE REEF!!”

“GAMER TIME! MATH TIME!” 

“TAKE THE BATTERY OUT!”

“HEY! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF- NO, STOP, YOU NEED TO STOP, PLEASE. BUT- NO!!!!!”

*Casually beats people into submission with a computer battery*

“THAT IS DEATH, IN A BOTTLE. STOP INHALING CAFFINE!!!”

I won’t metion the long list of “this is what happens when you use your intellect for dumbest, stupidest, worst things that I hope will never exist”. 

but let’s not forget:

“THE BIG O”

stalkeroatmeals

Legn’t

aquatic-turquoise

Mr stark I don’t feel so gud

charmanderxerneas

Hdhdhssfh

“I’M GONNA FUCK THE ROOF, PROFESSAH!”