A round of grape juice for everyone
moomins: the moomins are cute, chill, peace-loving forest critters who nejoy making new friends and welcoming them to moominvalley
also moomins: snufkin tases cops, moominpappa has a gun and he’s not afraid to use it, and the entire family will take up arms to defend themselves if they or their home are threatened
i’d say this is hilarious out of context but it honestly doesn’t get any less funny WITH context
no cops at pride just snufkin and his broom, moomin and his club, moominpappa and his gun, and moominmama and her pan
did you see the news? that one really well known lawyer apparently fabricated evidence. I wonder how many other cases he won that way. and here I thought he was really cool, too. just another disappointing celebrity I guess.
hope protecting that magician was worth his whole career! only been a lawyer for what, 2ish years? two and a half? not even 3 years. he was probably in law school for longer than that. hope it was worth it, jackass
I know right? I’ve been invested in his work ever since those demon trials a couple years back. I was really rooting for him at the time, but if he’s been faking it there’s no telling how many of those guys were actually guilty. I feel so betrayed.
I’m so fucking upset about this, he really seemed like a nice guy. He was really shaking things up, but I guess it’s done more good than harm. Too good to be true. I’m glad he’s out.
That German prosecutor kid is pretty cute, though.
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