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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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nautilusopus

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

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Mission parameters set.

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Fuck that noise.

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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

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God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

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Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

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Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

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Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

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The short answer is it didn’t.

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Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

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who’s this..?

nautilusopus

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

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it’s fine

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justsomeantifas

rich people:

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millennials:

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freeandresponsible

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

justsomeantifas

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

swedish-egg-coffee

it’s also funny that u would imply that people not getting enough exercise is in no way linked to people working longer hours