Luke my boy, you’re all grown up!
Found this in my school notebook and thought I’d share
what pewdiepie did:
- turned the war against T-Series into a charity event that raised 200 thounsand dollars in a day
- that’s not even counting the millions of dollars he raised for charity during his entire career
- shouted out numerous small creators so they get some attention (we all know youtube’s algorithm sucks)
- brought attention to a channel who’s host had passed away, knowing it was his dream to have a popular channel on youtube. his parents now host the channel.
- constantly interacts with his fans via community driven videos, gives attention to numerous artists that post on his subreddit
y’all:
- “he said the n word that one time, so :////////”
Actually me:
- For his time as a youtuber, he has consistently made rape jokes, promoted nazi imagery and beliefs, literally paid people who didn’t speak much English to hold up signs that said “death to all Jews”, and yeah, said the fucking n word
- Has never offered decent apologies for these instances, instead resorting to bullshit excuses like “it was a joke” or “it was a heated gamer moment”
-He consistently promotes alt-right and far right zealots, has actively cited neo-nazis as having good youtube channels, and follows all of these people on twitter:
you may recognize several of these as being active and vocal transphobes, homophobes, racists, and misogynists, many of whom have been pushing ideas like white genocide that have an actual body count for years
-Passively allows nazis to use him as a recruiting tool and as a dog whistle. Introducing people to racism and nazism in a fun, comedic manner is a historically extremely effective method for radicalizing people to violence. It’s no coincidence that 51 people were murdered under his name.
-It literally doesn’t matter whether he actually supports nazism, he has still fostered a space for nazis to feel safe and to recruit new members and unless he actively and unceasingly condemns the ideology and drives away all the nazis who follow him he is complicit in everything the alt right has done or will do in his name. He hasn’t even attempted to do such a thing.
-It doesn’t matter how much of other people’s money he gives to charity. People are dying because of him.
-And yeah, again, he said the fucking n word. stop supporting racists.
And for all the “uwu he’s HUMAN he makes mistakes” dumbasses in the notes I’d like to say, “so what?” We’re all human, what makes him so special that we are constantly told to exempt him from criticism or responsibility?
He’s a piece of shit that was never funny in the first place, quit supporting him.
“Raising money for charity and being nice to your fans totally negates using dehumanising racial slurs, joking about the genocide of an already-persecuted minority, and positively engaging with white supremacists” is one hell of a argument.
At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard
“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years
“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess
“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways
the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you
like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”
give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass
AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened
what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there
“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren
i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them
hey guys! it’s me, trent total drama!
i just wanted to drop in to tell you to
neck yourself
thanks its me cody total drama
ii just wanted to tell you that i cody total drama appreciate you and i having a strictly platonic relationship!
wow cody that really means a lot to me! i, trent total drama, also appreciate you and our friendship that never has and never will be more than that!
glad to hear it trent!
would you care for some bread?
no thanks man, that’s from your pants! i have my guitar now would you like to hear a song
well, if it isnt my friend trent and my boyfriend cody! i would love to hear a song trent :)
oh look, it’s noah! i’m so glad you want to hear the song i spent a really long time working on it :) here goes!
i have a friend named cody
(he is just my friend)
his boyfriend’s name is noah
we’ll all be pals until the end :)
i hope you all like it :)
that did not sound like despacito AT ALL.
do i look like luis fonzi to you?
yea you twink
i sing a song about my friendship with cody and all you can think about is how it’s not despacito???
this is why nobody likes you, AL.
GASP
do you honestly think you’re fucking funny, using that fucking name for me? seriously, you’re a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if i ever see you ever again i’m gonna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? you’re a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
gummycore
