mineblr: alexbrine isnt real and cant hurt you
alexbrine:
I’m gonna go on a boring spiel here but: I’ve always imagined an Alex version of Herobrine being the polar opposite of him, like helping you rebuild your house after a flint and steel mishap, watching you from afar to make sure you don’t get hurt while exploring, occasionally clearing the more poorly lit areas of your mind from monsters, planting flowers around your home and harvesting your crops for you…..
…it might just be my lesbian brain talking here though.
I think her name would be, like, Villainbane or something!
Here she is! Villainbane!
JOHN JOLIE-PITT IS NOT A GIRL
STOP SAYING HE IS
STOP CALLING HIM BY HIS BIRTH NAME
END THE TRANSPHOBIA IN THE MEDIA
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For those who may genuinely not know—since the media likes to make sure you don’t—John is the chosen name of the Jolie-Pitt child the media refers to as Shiloh. Angelina first noticed signs of transness in John when he was about three and angrily refused to wear pink or dresses, insisting they were “for girls” in language that separated himself from “girls” as a group. Angelina and Brad chose to do the appropriate thing and ask John what kind of clothes he would like to wear and what he would like to be called. He chose his own name, and chooses his own clothes and haircut.
As a result of this Brad and Angelina have faced severe media backlash, including accusations that they are not fit parents and media support of Brad’s mother, who forcibly dresses John in girls’ clothes when he visits her. The Jolie-Pitts are doing everything they possibly can to affirm to their son that his identity is valid (including Angelina recently restricting Grandma’s access to him on the basis that her son’s mental health is more important than his grandmother’s self-righteousness), and the media is doing everything it possibly can to say they’re wrong.
Support the Jolie-Pitt children and parents, and remember that his name is John, and he is a boy.
And this surprises no one but tumblr
Staff: *bans porn, “accidentally” deleting and flagging SFW blogs in the process*
Activity: *drops*
Staff:
Baeby want SNACK
yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs?
I understand yalls concerns. The paycheck finally came in,so we came grocery shopping. BABEY GET SNACK
HE’S HAPPY
This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
