Hershel : ok so Mr Herzen we-
tragic……his hope to grow taller is but a pipe dream and he will shop almost exclusively in the children’s section for the rest of his life
Peridot: Yes, there’s been some confusion…
Lapis: For you see, my barnmate is…
Peridot: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe…
Lapis: Green.
Peridot: What is this feeling?
Lapis: So sudden and new?
Peridot: I felt the moment, I laid eyes on you…
Lapis: My pulse is rushing!
Peridot: My head is reeling!
Lapis: My face is flushing!
Peridot: What is this feeling?
Lapis: Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Peridot: Yes!
Both: Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
Lapis: For your face!
Peridot: Your voice!
Lapis: Your clothing!
Both: Let’s just say, I loathe it all!
Eevee that’s bullshit and you know it
Oh if you’re mad at that, you should see all the shit Ash has done over the years
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
