a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum
an ace attorney fan would have dragged it out far longer than they needed to
[Amethyst and Pearl locked themselves up in an undisclosed room and are looking for help]
Pearl: There’s nobody here!
Amethyst: Who’s “Nobody”?
Pearl: You know, nobody.
Amethyst: I know just about everybody, but I don’t know a “Nobody”.
Pearl: No! There’s nobody here.
Amethyst: But we’re here. Does that make us nobody?
Pearl: No, we’re somebody!
Amethyst: Aha! So somebody is here!
Pearl: Yes!
Amethyst: Then where are they and why don’t they help us?
Pearl: We’re the somebody! You, me.
Amethyst: Well, then help me! Your phone’s dead…
Pearl: No!
Amethyst: Yes it is. Don’t you remember?
Pearl: I can’t help you!
Amethyst: Then what are you doing here?
Pearl: I’m trying to get some help!
Amethyst: Hate to break it to you Pearl, but somebody told me that there’s nobody here.
Pearl: B-but you… and I… OH FORGET IT!
You know out of context you could make the case that the Von Karama make shift family where a bunch of well dress unorthodox gang members/thugs.
cupidparty-moved asked:
4666666w answered:
i call it spindaweel! It likes to use its tail to blow grass and leaves everywhere.
ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?
”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish
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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
