Pearl from Steven Universe hates the Irish!
Do you have any idea how scared I was of this post
no but the fact that you have both of those tags blocked is insanely funny to me
Re-visitations
I imagine N as someone who would let pokes stay in his coat pockets in the winter.
+ Pika u so fat - hope they keep the candy mechanic for the next game
Massive Ruby in Zoisite from Tanzania.
Photo: Geologic Gallery | Boutique
Rock flavor: A large jelly-filled donut
BIG WATERMELON GUMBALL
BIG WATERMELON
@rockflavors Raspberry (or grape ?) angel cake with mint frosting.
Hey yeah um remember when Freesmart drove through the Goiky Canal and they kept on drownin n dumped each of their corpses onto the bottom
Anonymous asked:
fuckingrecipes answered:
Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.
They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites.
Fuck that bullshit.
Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract.
If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice
Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter.
Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long.
Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5
Enjoy impressing your friends.
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
