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I feel sorry for the court reporter

A court reporter is never spoken about in Ace Attorney but it’s the person that writes about EVERYTHING that happens in the courtroom.

So like, imagine this person that does the court report, they’re just doing their job, writing all that happens, and it’s normal, everyday, Ace Attorney world stuff.

But every single time Phoenix Wright walks in the courtroom, this court reporter just gives this sigh, pops all their fingers and joints and just starts

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Originally posted by koreelustromboli

Due to all the nonsense that happens with this guy, his assistant, the person he’s defending, witnesses, and even the prosecutors in every case he’s in.

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joseinextdoor

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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syn-the-guardian

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

yamujiburo

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Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

shinyjiggly

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

sorcererlance

stress from being poor