Lmao good luck finding $600 rent
where’s the food
where’s the heating
$20 health insurance?
Medical expenses? Car maintenance? Gas money? Childcare? Hygene supplies? Water, Natural gas bill, Dental, Cleaning supplies? Student Loans? If we’re talking a normal household and decent life, veterinary care and clothing? And if you get sick and can’t work ya two jobs?
They didn’t budget for FUCKING FOOD.
Also this is a person working well over 80 hours a week
your assigned pokemon kin
your age + the day you were born x the month you were born
the total is your pokedex number
mine is Marowak
I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E
james sounds so fuckin offended like omf
I’ve never laughed so hard on my life!!! Lol
HDCRGYUHDUNCGEH OH MY G O D
MKSOSOS ME
I had a really weird dream that I was replaying Undertale for the umpteenth time and Toby Fox updated it so that there was a new option other than “FIGHT” or “MERCY” and it was called “GUITAR” and it kinda looked like this:

And it kinda worked like the “Flee” option, but instead, Frisk would begin violently strumming an acoustic guitar as they slid out of the room. And unlike the “Flee” option it worked every. single. time. To the point where you could enter the Sans boss fight and violently guitar and slide your way past him. But HERE’S THE BEST PART.
It even worked on the final option when talking to Chara and it just looked like this:

So you just played your guitar to Chara and they nodded in approval and left you alone and the game ended like that.
That– i want that to happen somehow–
Jessie, James, and Meowth are the only ones who have been with Ash throughout his entire journey













