you know those fanarts of a pair with a beautiful sky in the background? apparently that’s canon in the ace attorney fandom
the real inanimate insanity minecraft joke is that the stinky corn man is named steve, much like our god minecraft steve
i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can
Pokémon Trainer: Mewtwo, please tell me something nice. Hit me with the positive vibes.
Mewtwo: The earliest recorded named Pokémon lived over 3,000 years ago in Egypt, and was called “Nedjem,” which means sweetie.
(Pokémon Trainer cries and hugs him)
first thing mephone does when he’s brought to life? make a shitty joke and ask for food. fucking Legend
He puts the unctional in functional
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