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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
radiancebignaturals
radiation

because chuck norris is a racist we now need to make memes in which he is INCREDIBLY weak

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wigmund

For people confused by this - Chuck Norris is a right-wing fundamentalist who is a regular on sites such as World Net Daily (rabidly right-wing Christian Breitbart), he also threw a fit when gays were allowed into the Boy Scouts, he openly endorsed the pedophile Roy Moore and is also an anti-vaxxer.

rileydaughterofra

How disappointing.

otahkoapisiakii

Chuck Norris has been a whole punkass since forever. I never understood why we had all these “undefeatable” Chuck Norris memes when Bruce Lee has always been right there and he mollywhopped Chuck Norris good af in Return of the Dragon

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ace attorney characters as shit real lawyers I know did

mr-rockstar-prosecutor

Phoenix Wright: *upon being handed a 46-page brief* "I really hoped it'd be shorter than this..."

Miles Edgeworth: ordered two boxes of red wine to the office, collected them in secret after it officially closed

Athena Cykes: had 40 pairs of hot pink flip-flops delivered with absolutely no warning or explanation

Franziska von Karma: *storming through the reception area* "who the FUCK thought those tables were a good idea?! they look FUCKING awful! (colleague) is NEVER allowed another opinion on interior design!"

Klavier Gavin: replied to a work email with "lol don't worry about it :) x - sent from my iPhone"

Manfred von Karma: asks for something to be faxed to another office and calls reception five minutes later demanding to know why it hasn't arrived yet

Simon Blackquill: sent an admin assistant to climb a single flight of stairs to retrieve a file because he couldn't be bothered to get it himself

Godot: leaves used coffee mugs all over the building like a fucking scavenger hunt for the cleaners

Raymond Shields: "is (specific admin assistant) here? She makes the best tea!" *upon being told she isn't* "oh... okay... I'll... I'll pass, then..."

Sebastian Debeste: listened to an entire conversation regarding the whereabouts of his office before eventually saying he was the guy being discussed

ultra-firelily
micdotcom

Homeless man interviewed by ‘ITV News’ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack

wilwheaton

Look for the helpers.

rembrandtswife

#please tell me someone is gonna help this guy and the other homeless people who were so selfless#manchester bombing 

^^^this

fluffmugger

Share the shit out of this. Share the ever-loving shit out of this.  The UK is facing a vote with a party that has been very vocal about fucking over the homeless.  Remind them why this policy is trash.    Raise a huge swell of sympathy.  Make it political suicide to go ahead with their plans.  

burnieburnsies

There’s a JustGiving page set up for Steve, you can donate HERE

Source: bit.ly
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prokopetz

Really, the amazing thing is that these two characterisations are totally consistent with each other.

I mean, sure, when you’re playing as him, it’s 100% clear that he’s an emotionally fragile bumbler whose idea of legal strategy boils down to immediately taking the most foolish risk he can think of until one of them succeeds by sheer luck, and who has to resort to reading people’s minds with literal magic to make up for how oblivious he is.

But from the outside, without the benefit of insight into his internal monologue, what that looks like is facing off against a freakishly perceptive and thoroughly unpredictable madman with a million contingency plans, including counters for strategies you haven’t even thought of yet.