the eeveelution family reunion
now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game
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now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game
ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon.





Hey everyone! Im opening up emergency commissions, mostly because its been three months since me and my fiance @sly-cool were sick for four weeks straight, and he was hospitalized for what they thought was pancreatitis and what turned out to be a $3000 stomach virus. We’ve paid off nearly $2000 of it, but theres still the remainder. (If you need more proof/pictures, Ill be happy to oblige)
To make a long story short, Im broke as hell and even though we both have jobs, paying off a stupid amount of medical bills (mine arent even shown) along with rent, utilities, food, laundry, etc…it adds up.
We plan on getting married in October, and itd be rad as hell to be debt free by then.
I will literally draw anything besides mecha (but stuff like megaman robots are chill) so please consider it!
Just pm me if youre interested! My paypal is irisclou@yahoo.com


Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.
I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:
There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.
There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.
There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.
There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.
Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.
They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.
The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.
Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.
Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.
The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much
OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH
My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool
I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”
It’s amazing
And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t
lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment
Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.
I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.
And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.
I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.