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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rightinthecrystalfeels:
“ creppysponge:
“ blackgirlsparadise:
“ How….?
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STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.
• Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
• He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded...
blackgirlsparadise

How….?

creppysponge

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor
rightinthecrystalfeels

I must see this movie

colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c
queer-howell

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

alright I’m not sure how this works but here we go. so my friend saw this post:

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and didn’t think much of it until she got a text saying the very thing the post was warning about.

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SHE’S 14 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGNAL BOOST THIS! THAT LINK COULD POTENTIALLY BE DANGEROUS. PLEASE SHARE THIS AND PLEASE, PLEASE BE SAFE & CAREFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

sirsnickerdoodle

Oh shit I literally got one of these

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lesbian10008

NINTENDO DMCA’D POKEMON ESSENTIALS

lesbian10008

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nintendo doesnt lose money from fangames the same way authors dont lose money from people writing fanfics based on their novels. people dont abandon the source material for fan works. this is an absolutely unnecessary and cruel move toward people who are so passionate about pokemon they’re willing to spend years of their lives doing unpaid work to make a game people can play for free

aceofsquiddles
evilkitten3:
“ toastedsmoreo:
“ rightsmarts:
“How CNN manipulates its audience/narrative by cropping images.
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Bitch the government is literally putting kids in cages nobody gives two dicks if these prisons put Ferdinand on in the background to...
rightsmarts

How CNN manipulates its audience/narrative by cropping images.

toastedsmoreo

Bitch the government is literally putting kids in cages nobody gives two dicks if these prisons put Ferdinand on in the background to disguise the fact that these children are going through hell.

evilkitten3

those kids could be in a fucking mansion and it would still be horrible because they’ve been stolen from their fucking parents you jackass if someone lures your kid into a van with candy it doesn’t fucking matter if it’s really good candy or a very well-maintained van it’s still kidnapping

“it isn’t as bad as it feasibly could be” or “they’re not locked in a torture dungeon on a skull-shaped volcano island” shouldn’t be your standard here