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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
madison-axell
lightwolf

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

lightwolf

  • Protagonist now has more complex motivations.
  • Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.
  • Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.
    • Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.
  • The horse now has a name.
  • Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.
mmedemerteuil

  • Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.
  • Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.
  • Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.
  • Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.
  • All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.
  • Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.
yehudah
novur

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

ask-heichouu

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

someonestolemyanime2

its was a mystery

lordlyhour

The name Of This Song is Happy H. Christmas, for those of yáll who’re interested

the-goblin-cat

The real mystery is why you spelled y'all with an accent

ctpatown
crystal-meepmorps

This was a comic I did after A Single Pale Rose, about Pearl’s issues with shapeshifting, and how she’s now able to talk about them, and Amethyst wanting to help her in her own way. I like to think that as Pearl starts to heal from her past perhaps she will also be able to (allow herself to) shapeshift again, someday.  

radiancebignaturals
beekirby

“Emuparadise deserved to be shut down because using emulators is wrong” 

Fuck you. You have no idea how important ROM sites and emulators are.

It’s because of emulators that people can dissect games and extract assets from them. Without emulators we wouldn’t have access to the sprites, music, sound effects, soundfonts, and models from millions of games. We wouldn’t have sites like The Cutting Room Floor, which document unused content from games that can ONLY be seen by digging through the game’s files. Those unused Pokemon designs that everyone was fawning over last month? If it weren’t for emulators, we wouldn’t have had any way of finding them and putting them on the internet for all to see.

And let’s not forget romhacking! There are thousands upon thousands of romhacking communities on the internet, many of them still active to this day! Numerous indie game developers and designers got their start by making romhacks! The highest rated Sonic game in the past 20 years was made by members of a romhacking community!

And I don’t even need to mention fan translations for games that were never released in English. Mother 3, Ace Attorney Investigations 2, Tingle’s Balloon Trip, Mario Artist, etc, none of those games were ever released in English-speaking countries, and they likely never will be! Without emulators, the only way for English-speaking players to enjoy these games is to import them and learn to speak Japanese! And Japanese isn’t an easy language to learn!

Video game culture wouldn’t be anywhere close to as big as it is if it weren’t for emulators. Yes, they’re illegal, but in many cases, they’re all we have. So if you believe that Emuparadise shutting down will be beneficial in any way, you can fuck right off.