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Talk about an egghead lmao
Rainbow Dash, I’ve seen you do this before.
…Shut up.
Rainbow Dash you fucking idiot
Right fuckin’ dumbass lol
this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon
im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.
not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever
good
I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.
And every single one of them knew Explosion.
All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish.
Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’.
The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no.
It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’
And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common.
So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs…
His Snorlax also knew Explosion.
250 base damage + stab.
That man was a treasure.
I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.
I both fear and have feelings for this man.
Finally made enough artfight attacks to make a full tumblr post >:3
Artfight: Part 1.
Credits for the characters under the cut ^^
I think every “body language expert” should be stoned to death by the autistic community
Some of you are fundamentally misunderstanding this post
this isnt about autistics who understand body language more then expressions as they take things case by case with who their talking to
this is about experts who think body language can tell you everything from wether someones lying to fucking mental illnesses.
these are people who think scratching your chin while talking about the weather means you have NPD
these are people who base criminal investigations based on body language alone which has gotten people wrongfully convicted
the classic ‘telltale signs’ of lying are also common neurodivergent behaviors wether intentional or not
yes looking to the side could mean someones lying
or that their autistic and hate eye contact
scratching could mean lying
or it could be anxiety or a harmful stim
tapping a foot could be nervousness about lying
or it could just be the goddamn adhd
no facial expression could mean they are lying and not putting the proper emotion becuase of that
or they could have a form of ASPD or autism that leads to facial expressions being lower to nonexistant
its all dependant oh my god and also this is a direct violent vauge to true crime youtubers and bloggers all of you contribute to this
Thank you for explaining to the crowd.
Not to mention that different cultures have different learned body language, in a lot of cases. Not everyone is American.
Body language “experts” just want to throw more people into the already fucked prison system because of “rules” they made up.
Everyone is welcome to join in on the stoning with us. Feel free to get stoned with us as well in the party afterwards.
- Evil Mario, 666
People misread my last Iida post as “Good morning, y’all”
thus Sheriff Iida was born
silver is a boy who goes uwaahh!! and blaze is a girl who says tch..
I messed up but honestly it’s better this way
thought i’d throw in my two cents.
gummycore
