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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
strange---child
eswilew

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

planetofjunk

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

brunhiddensmusings

you say this without acknowledging this was about taking goofy to see ‘potato land’ which he assumed was an amusement park (which was really a welcome to idaho sign) and his lifelong dream, so they have to BUILD a potato themed amusement park before goofy woke up from a nap

there was an entire episode (season one, episode one) where mickey and donald were denied service at a takeout restaurant because mickey has no shirt and donald has no pants so to get food they have to combine outfits, leaving one of them naked in a bush

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or that they had an episode addressing goofy being a dog, and entering him in a dog show pluto was supposed to be in because he injured pluto rendering him unable to enter

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and that on the command ‘beg’ he says ‘please take me back, i can change, she meant nothing to me’

strange---child
kittyqueen445

Hey. Important!

No shipping is bad

The only bad shipping is pefiophilia, Beastiality, and incest

If you ship a fucking chair and potted plant, that’s fine

If you like it, that’s great!!!

And no oc is cringy

You want to make a rainbow skeleton? That’s fine!!!

And fangirls are ok too just as long as you’re not mean

You like Sans? Bendy? Baldi?? You make a self-insert character? That’s great!!!

Stop being mean to people guys. Most fangirls, people with “”“cringy”“” ships or OCs are kids.

Why are you being an asshole to a 10 year old having fun????

Same goes for furries.

Let people have fluffy wolf or bunny OCs.

Most furries don’t even draw NSFW.

Let.

People.

Live.

Their.

Life.

badbitchachilles
pretty-castiel

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

back-that-sass-up

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

pink-archangel

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

anotherfirebender

12 minutes
“Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess
288,250 notes

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST
“Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

extraordinaryloki

i need that

thecooingcat

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

thecooingcat

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Woah thanks anon!!💞❤👀

anonymously-not

I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years

kaz3313

Hope it happens, but my url is just a nickname

Edit- I love the one I got :>

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hetalia-text-messages

Go on.

planeswalker-umbral

Hit me.

asmund-scion-of-ice

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Originally posted by starwarsvillains

justtryingtobemee

Yessssss pleaseeeee

textsfromsoumako

Let’s dance.

cynicallyneutral

HECK I GOT ONE THIS IS UNREAL

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apparently-im-nemo

I doubt im gonna get one but this is the shit

officialedgeworth

let’s see…

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HOLY FUCK