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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

jerryterry

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

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FETISH?????????

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god i wish i were you

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The Great Bot Purge 2018

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Tumblr is in an epidemic. The porn bot apocalypse is here. And it’s really, really, really, really, really annoying. Even more annoying than me saying really five times in a row because let’s face it:

  • To check more video, clcik here.
  • Click here to find onenight stands
  • For more more private stuff, come here.
  • Looking for fun? Join me here.
  • Howdy guy, more private stuff here.
  • Howdy bro, my profile here.

Lately the probability of finding a comment like this in the notes has gone up from 100% to a 10000% and it’s seriously impacting our user experience.

I have been here since 2010, @staff. Started out as wolf blog and in 2012 I used to share my poetry and made eight super good friends to which I am still talking today! But now what?

It’s pretty safe to say that there are a number of bot networks active on this website. The one asking for bitcoin and the aforementioned ‘looking for fun’ one for example. The bots follow a pattern and because it’s a network it should be easy to roll up.

I know we always point at @staff to fix this, but honestly, it’s not an easy fix. I know many people block bots, but do we also report and flag them? How does staff respond to flags?

Anyway, here is what I and 10,000 other people who started following this blog over the last 24 hours propose:

We purge the bots. The porn bots. All of them. This is going to be one big COORDINATED effort to destroy the bots!

For one month we are going to report and flag those blogs, and make sure we cut their profits so they don’t make enough money to support their bot network.

It’s very important that we do this as a community. This is a movement. Everyone has to join so we can limit the outcome of this battle to only two possibilities:

  1. We win this battle
  2. @staff really doesn’t give a shit

Let’s go get them! Join the army @purgethebots

hotcereals

This is war. Let’s FIGHT! Follow @purgethebots and turn on notifications to help destroy the p*rn bots 

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Viva la revolution!

kingantlion

For the sake of our notes, please boost this.

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On this post? You fool!

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It’s working!!!!! Join @purgethebots , turn on notifications, and pick up your ban hammer. Tomorrow, August 1, we march!

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Warriors, the first bot has fallen. 

I announce: KEVINKRAMER97 IS DEAD!

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Burn. They. Shall