Phoenix should run for public office. This approach has probably won more elections than lost.
Images from @incorrectaceattorney (http://incorrectaceattorney.tumblr.com/post/168194963615/edgeworth-thinking-that-wright-he-clearly-has)
They have a discord now and I’m on there, but if you want the link, you’ll have to go over there and find it yourself. See that? I cleverly tricked you into checking out their blog.
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[slams door]
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Steven: So, who shattered her?
Steven: I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Eyeball: Rose did, she shattered-
Steven: No. No she didn’t. Yellow Diamond?
Yellow Diamond: Don’t look at me. Look at Blue.
Blue Diamond: What? I didn’t shatter her!
Yellow Diamond: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know she was shattered?
Blue Diamond: Because her gem was right in front of us, and it was shattered.
Yellow Diamond: Suspicious.
Blue Diamond: No, it’s not.
Hessonite: If it matters… probably not… Lapis was the last one to talk to her.
Lapis: Liar! I wasn’t even in her court.
Hessonite: Oh, really? Then what were you doing on Earth earlier?
Lapis: I use the saltwater to hydrate my skin. Everyone knows that, Hessonite!
Eyeball: Alright, let’s not fight, Rose shattered her, blame her for it, Steven.
Steven: No. Who shattered her?
Zircon: Steven, White Diamond has been awfully quiet…
White Diamond: Really?!
Zircon: Yeah, really!
[5000 years ago]
Pink Diamond: I shattered myself. The Diamonds wouldn’t listen to me, so I faked it. I predict in 10 minutes they’ll be at each others’ throats with destabilizers.
Pearl: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Didn’t expect Bulbasaur to get a comic in a newspaper before
rt if you would date bulbasaur
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