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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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godric: ok so which house are we giving 'rational decision-making' to

godric: cos, you know, i'm out as soon as you get to 'rational'

slytherin: obviously, it should be my students, as we are better equipped through superior breeding-

godric: gonna stop you there sal. rowena?

rowena, downing her fifteenth mountain dew: can't talk godric gotta finish this book on ancient irrigation systems

godric: oooookay. helga?

helga: sure, i can probably handle that. so long as nobody crosses my students. because then we'll have to cut a bitch.

godric: ...let's just hope whoever's in charge of this school can do better

dumbledore: HEY THERE NERDS WHAT'S SHAKIN'

godric: we're doomed

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Pink Diamond: White! I broke my Pearl! Can I get a new one, please?

White Diamond: Eh, alright, i’ll throw out the broken one

Pink: NO DON’T THROW IT AWAY!

White: … okay fine, just take my Pearl and i’ll use your old one.

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[A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN LATER]

White Pearl: My D-Diamond.. please let me retreat to my gem.. It hurts so much.. it even hurts to move..!

White Diamond: Have you tried not moving?

White Pearl:

White Diamond:

White Pearl:

White Diamond:

White Pearl:

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let them dance

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Let them dance for mantine

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this isn’t even the best part of this scene

she was telling them team skull members are banned from mantine surfing, because they keep trying to dance while surfing and falling off

not because they’re part of a group of pokemon thieves or anything, just because they’re that bad at surfing and people are tired of having to rescue them

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correct me if i’m wrong but

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