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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ggokuharas-deactivated20201106 asked:

franmaya for the shipping meme 👀👀👀

taakjeans-deactivated20200916 answered:

Send me a ship for these

OH THANK GOD 

  • falls asleep on the couch
    Maya, but it’s more of a nap than full-on falling asleep because Fran comes and gets her to bed
  • makes friends with the neighbors
    Maya, have you even seen her character 
  • is the adventurous eater
    Actually Franziska is! She grew up wealthy and it opened her up to a lot of food choices open to her so she’ll eat almost anything
  • hogs the covers at night
    MAYA she fucking balls herself under the covers and Fran is not fucking having it
  • forgets to do the dishes
    Actually Fran because she’s so swarmed with work and it often just slips her mind. 
  • tries to surprise their partner more often
    MAYA !!!!!!
  • leaves dirty laundry on the floor
    Fran because most of the time she barely makes it to the bedroom before passing out of exhaustion 
  • stays up til 2 AM reading
    Fran. Maya stays up late but it’s normally due to training instead of reading
  • sings in the shower
    MAYA 
  • takes the selfies
    Maya, Fran is sick of it 
  • plans date night
    Fran does because she is better about calling places for reservations and such 
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Drink To Forget (Franmaya)

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Franziska: /walks into Edgeworth's office, face is super red and is holding a box full of Caprisun/

Edgeworth: F-Franziska? What are you doing here? I thought you were busy with Ms. Fey. You two were on a dinner date, were you not?

Franziska: I embarrassed myself...

Edgeworth: /sigh/ What did you do?

Franziska: I don't have to tell you! /downs a pouch of Caprisun and leans against the door/ I drink to forget, but I always remember.

Edgeworth: Um... those are Caprisuns.

Franziska: SHUT UP, YOU FOOL! /whips Edgeworth/

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PHOENIX: Nice work, Apollo!

APOLLO: Great. Thanks, Dad.

EVERYONE: *silent and staring at him*

APOLLO: Why is everyone staring at me?

ATHENA: You just called Mr. Wright ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks dad’.

APOLLO: What? No I didn’t. I said 'thanks man’.

PHOENIX: Do you see me as a father figure, Apollo?

APOLLO: No! If anything i see you as a bother figure. because you’re always bothering me!

TRUCY: Hey! Show our father some respect!

APOLLO: I didn’t call him dad!

PHOENIX: No, no. Apollo, I take it as a compliment.

MAYA: It’s not a big deal. I called Franziska mom once and she’s my fiancée.

APOLLO: Guys, jump on that. Miss Fey has psycho-sexual issues!

ATHENA: Old news. But you calling Mr. Wright “daddy”.

APOLLO: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here!

RANDOM CLIENT: Well, you did call him dad, dude.

APOLLO: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

RANDOM CILENT: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the daddy thing that happened.

APOLLO: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

PHOENIX: I believed you–

APOLLO: Thank you.

PHOENIX: –son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

APOLLO: … … … I’d like that.