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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

Can you tell me what ken penders deal is i didn't really follow the sonic comics.

answered:

  1. Ken Penders is a shitty artist and worse writer
  2. Ken Penders works on the sonic Comic
  3. Ken Penders wants to make his own original comic about his sonic ocs
  4. Penders begins to insert them into the backstory of Knuckles
  5. This starts as a back-up feature to the sonic comic, but eventually Knuckles gets his own book
  6. He begins to have his own characters take more and more of a main role
  7. Eventually, Knuckles is a minor character in his own book cause of all these fucking echinda
  8. Penders is fired
  9. Ian Potto/Flynn begins working on the Sonic comic around issue 160
  10. The comic gets really fucking good, Flynn uses all established elements of the lore well, with a light-hearted, appropriate tone
  11. Penders gets mad other people are touching his things
  12. Penders sues for ownership of his shit characters
  13. Archie can’t just blow his asshole open cause a FUCKING FIRE DESTROYED PENDERS’ CONTRACT
  14. Penders harasses Archie for years while trying to start his own Ebin Lara Su Comic
  15. Eventually Archie gives in at Sega’s behest and gives him all his shit, soft-reboots the comic to erase all of Penders characters’.
  16. Penders continues to fucking harass them over insane shit (I own Eggman cause technically the current Eggman is this character from an issue I wrote!)
  17. He encourages his other shit writer friends to try and pull the same stunt as him, banking on their contracts being lost too
  18. Archie folds the comic and Sega takes it to IDW to do a complete, hard reboot
  19. Penders draws tickle fetish foot porn of Lara-Su on twitter and claims it is commentary about trump (no really)
he also put other weird sexual shit into the comics especially with sally you know the 16 year old its gross
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The case for sharks in Minecraft

Mojang has reportedly said that "realistic" sharks will not be included in Minecraft because hostile mobs have to be imaginary creatures. Sure! That makes sense! But listen...there's an obvious solution.

DON'T MAKE SHARKS HOSTILE MOBS

They don't have to be bloodthirsty enemies and assuming so is to unnecessarily demonize an animal that is an essential part of the ecosystem.

Instead, make them neutral mobs. They will attack only if you're holding meat or rotten flesh in your hand, or if you get REALLY close to one, and they generally avoid the player so it's on you if you try to harass the shark.

Here are some other things sharks could do that are based on reality:

  • Sharks have been found with all sorts of junk in their stomachs. So, you should be able to throw a shark a potion (either a weakness potion or a new one) and make them cough up a variety of junk, including bones, tridents, potentially enchanted books, tools, or....a live chicken.
  • If you row directly above a shark in a boat, it might bite your boat and cause it to drop as an item.
  • If a shark bites a hard block like stone, iron, obsidian etc. it will drop shark teeth
  • Finally: Sharks attack Drowned. The Drowned are made of rotting flesh! A shark would smell that and be drawn to it. So you'd want to have them around to keep the Drowned population down

Instead of assuming sharks would have to be hostile, create gameplay that shows them as creatures that have the right to exist and rewards the player for respecting them

leopardmask-ao3

I still want an open ocean hostile mob that Impaling actually works on (in Java). But I agree that sharks aren't what I want - I want a sea monster. These are cool ideas for what a Minecraft shark could do!

headspace-hotel

There are so many options for sea monsters!!! An octopus like Kraken, a Sea Serpent, a crocodilian Leviathan...

demon-wolf-37

I REALLY love the idea of sharks biting boats and making them drop as an item. It's realistic, and a funny minor annoyance.

Would definitely need a timer so that they only follow and break a boat once in a while so you don't have your boat busted as soon as you put it down again.

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I also definitely want some kind of large sea serpent. I want the ocean to be dangerous, please. Sea serpents.

headspace-hotel

Well, the idea is that they bite the boat to see what it is, and when they realize it's not prey, they swim away.

Imagine being able to craft chum using a bucket, rotten flesh, and cod to attract them.

OH ALSO

To make sure they aren't entirely good/useful for the player:

when you're fishing, sometimes they will bite your lure and pull the fishing pole entirely out of your hand and/or pull you in the water

headspace-hotel

Basically, add sharks, but instead of being malicious, they cause trouble for the player when trying to find out if things are food.

Kind of like real life.

It would be great for real-life sharks if a popular video game actively contradicted the idea of them as evil