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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kintatsujo

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

plenoptic07

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

kintatsujo

An amazing and revolutionary concept

indigo-night-wisp

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

dearbluetravelers

Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

meggalathemermaid0913

THANK YOUUUUUUU. PREACH IT

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cockatielcutie

Apparently you can watch 500 episodes of The Simpsons at the same time, featuring a complete 360 degree view.

What the fuck internet and what the fuck VR

perifucker

is this heaven or is this hell

soupmuncher

i dont know but this is the place where i want to stay

tariqah

This is the MRI scan of a brain before death

cannibality

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looking straight up felt like dying

sodomydog

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It feels weirdly depressing when they all start ending, like watching stars burn out at the end of the universe.

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