Barf Bag: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Lollipop: THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Barf Bag: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
Barf Bag: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Lollipop: THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Barf Bag: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
hey if you get tagged in something by super-deepkittencollection-love DO NOT CLICK IT. it’s extreme graphic gore. please report them
Apollo: when I die, I want Mr Wright to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
just to date this post, the above articles are from may 23, 2018 and may 24, 2018, respectively. this is still going on, and as of these dates microsoft has not found a fix. here’s another article from may 24, 2018 that describes the problem and links to a list of ways to delay getting the update until they patch it.
sometimes old posts about bad pc updates circulate on this site months or even years after they’re defunct, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES!!! please be careful guys, there are reports of machines being bricked by this update :(