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hellknight’s i was illegally background checked giveaway
so a previous employer of mine is being sued and i’m getting a cash settlement big enough to cover more than i need so i’m throwing a giveaway !
what u’ll win:
• popuko nedoroid figure
• pipimi nendoroid figure
-OR-
• $100 amazon gift card and a small fortune worth of candy
rules:
• must be following @hellknight (don’t follow just for the giveaway to unfollow after, that’s rude, this is an appreciation gift for my followers)
• must reblog this post, likes don’t count, you can reblog as many times as you want
• no giveaway or blank blogs, i will check; sideblogs are okay- please list your main blog in the tags of each reblog
• winner must respond in 48 hrs or i will pick a new winner
• must be over 18 or have parental permission and provide proof & address so i can deliver to you; delivery is international
giveaway ends aug 7 12:00am pst
good luck !


due to some recent news i’ll be receiving more cash than anticipated so i’m adding a runner-up catgeory !
runner-up prizes:
-OR-
• $50 amazon gift card and a smaller fortune worth of candy
same rules apply, new followers are welcome, good luck !
changed url back to @hellknight mdfmmdfmd
I went to Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions last night and got to hear a talented orchestra play music from my all-time favorite franchise. I still got chills, it was an amazing experience! take me back please ;w;
someone decided to be a professor and school me on this post so here’s a fixed version
yoooo what i need by tomorrow
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO!
Dear sick Kitties,
Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV.
You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value.
This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements. So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day:
- Move the skills section up to the top! You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)? WHAT YOU CAN DO. I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it. Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume. (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.)
- Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any. Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience. Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience. Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work.
- Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh. I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons. Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals? I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate. I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want.
However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can. Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE. Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.










