Art by bluekomadori
Some of my similar poké-drawings compiled
Day 10 - Fave Grass Type Pokemon
Carnivine/Lombre
i couldn’t help. i love them both ;-;
So I noticed this while playing Alpha Sapphire today and???
Who the fuck is confusing this gross, green, giant lily pad monster for their child??? It walks on its freakishly long arms and has a fucking beak?? Who looks at that and goes, “Ah yes, my human eyes with human eyesight are telling me that is a human child. A normal human child. All human children are disgusting plant monsters.”
“Come along little Timmy, it’s time to leave the swamp and go home!”
“Lommmm”
“Now, now little Timmy. What have we said about using our words?”
What the fuck Lauren??? That is not Timmy. That is clearly some sort of an abomination. Get some fucking glasses Lauren. Clearly there is a problem if you look at this and see a human child . Leave the nice plant monstrosity in the swamp where it belongs and go learn what your fucking son looks like??? Or just what any tiny human looks like???
Alarmingly Random Pokemon Headcanons
- Gengar is the most common shadow puppet, formed by a “rock out” or “horns” hand gesture
- The cry of a Kricketot is a common alarm in the Sinnoh region. Other regions have their own alarm trends; for example Kantonians/Johttonians use Fearow cries and Hoennians use Combusken crows.
- Pottery featuring Suicune was once said to help purify the water inside. In Hoenn, pottery with Lombre on it were said to spill less.
- Birthday cards and cakes in the Kanto/Johto regions often feature Wartortle. This is because Wartortle are symbols of longevity…and Wartortle become more adored with age!
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