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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yehudah
klapollo

the prosecution: can you prove that shelley de killer is indeed at fault in this murder

phoenix: well if you consult your own fucking surveillance footage from yesterday afternoon i think you’ll find that my client basically gave away the whole scheme that directly incriminates mr. de killer while drinking a glass of merlot that he produced while being detained by your police force and frankly im starting to wonder what my taxes are paying for

colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c
startadraws:
“Yesterday, John Oliver released a gay children’s book featuring Marlon Bundo the rabbit coincidentally around the same time as I finished my children’s book about nonbinary bunnies as an assignment for class.
I find the timing on this...
startadraws

Yesterday, John Oliver released a gay children’s book featuring Marlon Bundo the rabbit coincidentally around the same time as I finished my children’s book about nonbinary bunnies as an assignment for class.

I find the timing on this to be too hilarious, so as an extra fuck you to Mike Pence, please check out my entire book for free here.

charmanderxerneas

MY TEACHER READ US THE MARLON BUNDO BOOK IT WAS ADORABLE