he’s bald, he’s bisexual, he’s pushing fifty, i didn’t say his name, but he popped into your head didn’t he ?
Idris Elba's agent: so you have an offer to voice knuckles the echidna in-
Idris: I'm already on a plane to america
Last night I played the new Minecraft update and during it I jumped into what I thought was a small puddle but ended up being a huge lake full of glow squids and my heart hasn't been that at peace in YEARS (I maybe teared up something something Shakespeare coded)
Nintendo copyright drama: You put the music from a game from 1982 that we don't even sell anymore on youtube so we are suing you. Mario himself will come to your home in a week and shoot you if you dont take the song down
Sega copyright drama: Ken penders is trying to take knuckle in the divorce again
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
