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April is “Autism Awareness Month”, so here are a few reminders for you to keep in mind:

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  • Autism Speaks is a hate group.
  • The reasoning behind “Light It Up Blue” (that there are more autistic boys than girls) stems from a tendency in doctors to base their autism diagnoses on stereotypes and sometimes refuse to diagnose girls.
  • Most autistic people don’t want a “cure” for autism and don’t support Autism Speaks.
  • Autism Speaks has given abusive/ableist parents legitimacy by portraying autism as a terrifying, life-ruining affliction and sympathising with parents who have contemplated killing their children, or actually killed them.
  • The views of autistic people are more important in this topic than the views of our allistic family members and peers.
  • Autism is not a disease.
  • Very little (about 4%) of Autism Speaks’ proceeds go toward supporting autistic people. More of it goes toward catering.
  • Autism is not a tragedy.
  • What autistic people need is acceptance, not awareness. 
Edit: Since some of you can’t take 60 seconds to google it rather than insist that you know more than actual autistic people, here: https://thecaffeinatedautistic.wordpress.com/2013/03/05/why-i-am-against-autism-speaks-and-you-should-be-too-2/

https://autisticbeekeeper.wordpress.com/2016/03/29/this-is-the-last-time-im-going-to-say-this/

we just had the craziest fucking role play ever

it started with luke(me) bragging because i always cuss in that sever and the professah neer gets made at me for it. then the person claiming to be “Luke’s bitch” started taking off masks to reveal that “Luke’s bitch was actually a future luke (Not clive, an actual future luke). they started being mean and yelling swears at each other. Eventually Future luke made luke cry and then a shady looking “Professah showed up and kidnapped Luke

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Luke is still crying but also panicking. The person takes off the professor mask to reveal that it’s flora. Future Luke tells him to jump out the car door, but “Flora” locks it. Then luke jumps out the window. Unfortunately the car was going 60mph and both of lukes legs are broken. Future Luke picks up luke (I think they got hit with the car here?? It was confusing) and after that he teleports luke to the hospital. Then “Flora” takes off the mask to reveal that it’s waluigi. Waluigi tries and then fails to destroy the hospital before taking off the mask to reveal that it’s Popuko. She enters the hospital carrying a chainsaw. Future luke hands the crying, tramuatized and crippled luke to the nurse before yelling “HEY” at popuko, “YOUR WIFE IS A SLUT!!!” Popuko gets pissed and chases after him, all the way to the moon where a bomb goes off. Then Pipimi shows up and tries to stop popuko

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Then popuko takes off her mask to reveal that she’s also pipimi. they make out and ride off into the sunset. The real professor runs to the hospital and asks luke what happened.

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then phoenix wright bursts into the room and declaires his love for the professor, asking him to marry him. then Luke says, “Wow, what a happy ending. I didn’t even get in trouble for swearing!” Then the professor is like, “WHAT!?!?!” Phoenix says that it’s cool, and then professor swears. Then, the professor takes off his mask to reveal that it’s actually…

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Randall tells luke that they’re all dead. Phoenix reveals that he’s actually the professor, and he and randall are about to make out, before they both take off their masks to reveal… that they’re both dick paolo. One of the dick paolos take’s off luke’s mask to reveal that he’s also dick paolo, just a furry version. and then they all lived (Not really they’re still dead) happily ever after