For Surely Someday...

mechanicalhoundz

birdsareblooming

its very important in ace attorney that every lawyer has their funny little girl, and i hope you all understand the phoenix was mia's funny little girl

mechanicalhoundz

dumbasswhatever

plvsaamemes

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A post from tumblr user hearty-an0n, saying “”he’s just a guy!!!” fortunately, i like guys”. hearty-an0n replied to their original post with a cropped reply stating “*unfortunately”, with the addition “no actually, im stronger than you and everything i do is fortunate for me”. Klavier’s “looking away” sprite - a sprite of them playing with their hair and looking to the left - is on the top half of the image, with a smaller, transparent sprite of Apollo’s embarrassed sprite - a sprite of him blushing, rubbing the back of his neck with one hand. Their objecting sprite is in the bottom half of the image, pointing to the left.

A post from tumblr user chikkou replying to an anonymous ask. Anonymous said “sword art online takes place in 2022. good luck in the game”. chikkou replies “WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?” in the tumblr header text. tumblr user turnways replies with a meme of Mr Krabs dragging Spongebob through a door with impact font text saying “That’s it. You’re going to Sword Art Online”. Simon’s smirking sprite - with him facing the left, a smirk on his face and his hand on his chin - is on the top right of the image, with Athena’s disheartened sprite - with her slouched over, a grimace on her face and her ponytail dropping - underneath it on the left. The Spongbob is replaced with the CG scene of Simon attacking the camera.

A post by tumblr user shittysawtraps, reading “Hello David. You claim to be unwilling to date any girl who uses pronouns. Before you is a middle school English grammar test. You must get full marks, or I will pronouns you dead. You have thirty minutes.”. On the right is a sprite of Shelly de Killer, completely shrouded in a dark red shadow with only a reflection on the left side of his face. On the right, a semi-transparent sprite of Matt Engarde looking terrified is laid overtop of the image.

A screenshot of a post by tumblr user curseworm, saying “if shes your girl why is she tormenting me with visions”. curseworm replied to their own post with “if shes your girl can u ask her to stop”. The top half of the image has a sprite of Herlock Sholmes with his hands up, looking somewhat confident. The second half of the image has a sprite of Herlock looking dejected, hanging his head.

A post from tumblr hser ndiecity, reading “alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here”. tumblr user juicedoesthings replied to the post, saying “Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery”. tumblr user juicedoesthings replied to their own addition with “sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.” tumblr user ndiecity replied to that with “this is so fucking funny”. A sprite of Phoenix Wright - reading from a handful of papers, his hand raised - is on the top of the post. After it are two sprites of Will Powers, one where he is smiling confidently immediately followed by another where he is hunched over, sweating and looking nervous. Another sprite of Phoenix, looking confident, is at the bottom.

A post from tumblr user pukicho. tumblr user varietyofwantonsoup asked “Hey homeslice, are you ok?”. tumblr user pukicho replied “I only ate chicken tenders and got sick, i am in bed”. tumblr user grumpydumbass21 reblogged this, adding “Puki this is the second time you’ve made a post like this, slow down on the tendies”. tumblr user pukicho replied to grumpydumbass21 with “I am back to full strength”, before replying to their own post with “Hey, guess what I’m eating”. A sprite of Athena Cykes is on the top half of the image, looking worried - she’s gasping, eyes wide and hands beside her face. Underneath that is a sprite of Trucy Wright, looking sad and dejected, her hat casting a shadow over her eyes. Under that is a sprite of Pearl Fey looking worried, one arm crossed over her torso and the other held up near her mouth. Under that are two sprites of Trucy, one where she looks confident, a hand pushing up the brim of her hat, and the other where she looks bashful, bonking her hand against her head and poking out her tongue.

ace attorney textposts because apparently my tagging system makes my blog come up when you search for them. @byooregard this is for u </3

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volcanolotus

amagicalduck47

Absolutely obsessed with this official artwork for the DS port of Ace Attorney that makes Mia and April May look like a lesbian couple with their daughter

taffybuns

nendocris

Still the funniest fake leak

savedgame

Counter:

Ability: baby killer

bunbotgirlbutt

English to Japanese translation of the second image (from left to right):

“EAT UP THIS BULLSHIT!”

“Mega Klinklang Y
Species: Pokemon
Type: Steel/Electric/Drago
Ability: Baby Killer
Height: 96.0 m
Weight: 616.0 kg”

“This image isn’t properly edited, and it’s still going to fool you!”

“Pokemon Y
Klinklangknight”

"I’m making money and neither of us knows more than two words of Japanese!”

furbearingbrick

that they actually did a shout-out to it in Journeys

101flavoursofweird

ella-xel

The Big Three 💙💛💜

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leepacey

i just looked in the tags and couldn’t find any posts about this, so i’ll make one myself:

yoon suk-yeol just won the presidential election in south korea. he ran on a platform of “feminism is a hate group that’s ruining south korea” and “men are oppressed by women” and featured campaign promises like abolishing the ministry of gender equality and family, abolishing the minimum wage and setting a 120 hour workweek for the working poor, getting rid of all food safety standards, and much more. his entire campaign focused on appealing to south korea’s rising incel movement, his nickname is literally “k-trump,” and he just won.

women and minorities in south korea are going to die because of this guy’s policies. here’s a thread by a south korean woman with more information.

apas-95

Yoon has also portrayed Korean Chinese migrants as freeloaders on the national healthcare system, and said that manual labor is only for Africans. He wants deeper military ties with the US, and described president Moon‘s approach to China and the DPRK as ‘submissive’ - he also supports a pre-emptive strike against the north, and expansion of controversial US THAAD missile sites.

A good thread by Nodutdol on the election here.