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Important Canon Facts About Franziska Von Karma

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- makes a lot of small mistakes

- can’t poker face for shit

- pretends to be stupider than she actually is like 90% of the time (at least until Investigations 2 where she seems to relax a lot)

- keeps secrets by assuming people won’t pay attention. It usually works

- Cares Way Too Much

- always on the verge of nervous breakdown (see again: possibly until Investigations 2)

- Proud Misandrist (but will still die and kill for her brother and anyone else within her orbit of My People)

- always tries her best

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god I am In Distress about the realization Franziska on Karma had a grudge against Lotta Hart since before their first appearance together in Reunion And Turnabout

evidence:

1) Franziska does not normally whip women. her whip has a big huge gender bias (that delights me to no end even though its kinda terrible) (much like everything about this girl really)

2) Franziska knows how to be patient with witnesses fucking around and direct them gently to the point (see: both Trilo and Moe in Turnabout Big Top like jfc this girl has the patience of a fucking saint when she’s trying to) (That One Time Everyone In The Courtroom Wished They Had A Whip)

3) and yet, when Lotta shows up on the stand

von Karma:
Witness. Your name and occupation, if you please.
Lotta:
Hey, Phoenix! How ya doin’?
Phoenix:
Just fine…
Lotta:
Sorry ‘bout this. Didn’t exactly have a choice, ya know…? Yeowza!
von Karma:
Name and occupation.
Lotta:
I-I declare! What in tarnation!? Hey, Judge! This here is violence against my fair self!
Judge:
That’s fine.
Lotta:
“That’s fine!?” That ain’t fine!! That’s a whip! Eaaah!
von Karma:
There’s no need for foolish outcries from foolishly foolish fools. Just hurry up and testify about what happened on the day of the murder.
Lotta:
I haven’t even gotten to say my name and job yet…
von Karma:

Lotta:
The name’s Lotta Hart, paranormal photographer, and I’m here to testify!
Judge:
Now, now, let’s all be one big happy family… OK…?

FRANZISKA IS NOT DOWN TO BE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY

4) in Investigations 2, Lotta shows up as Explicitly Very Helpful
she had literally been investigating the same thing as Franziska and has a FUCKTON of information to share (which, granted, Miles kinda had to coerce out of her, but that part is already done by the time Fran shows up)
her photos have been invaluable to EVERY investigation she was a part of, although they do have a tendency to destroy the prosecution’s case XD

and yet, Franziska’s reaction to her has nothing to do with her photos

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the only time Lotta testified for Franziska was in Reunion, and that time the only flaw Phoenix was able to find in her testimony was the disrepancy in the number of photos, and that was at Franziska’s own request

(like, if you want to paint Franziska as petty for Lotta’s photos destroying her case, be my guest (though you’d be wrong and I can prove it), BUT PHOTOS ARE NOT WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT THERE)

Lotta also is a part of Franziska’s investigation in Farewell, but the only useful bit of information she has to share is that her camera and notes were stolen, and that’s, well, true
she does not give any testimony at all, personally

there was ONE TIME Lotta gave testimony that was faulty

ONE FUCKING TIME

Miles is not keeping a grudge about that

Franziska is

;~;