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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c
lastoneout

HC that pre-canon Laventon absolutely was out in the field nearly getting himself killed every day studying pokemon and didn’t realize it was a Problem at first because his research assistant had common sense never did anything stupid so whatever right?

But then the protag falls out of the sky and immediately proves to have nothing even remotely close to a healthy fear of pokemon or death which gives Laventon a such an intense crisis of self that he instantly cleans up his act in a desperate attempt to be a good role model and convince the teenager he’s kinda sorta responsible for to stop coming home covered in scrapes and bruises excitedly talking about how an alpha Blissey hyper-beamed them off a cliff like that’s a good thing.

mechanicalhoundz
awellboiledicicle

the funniest way to reunite the subway twins would be for the pla protag to find Emmet face down in the woods on one of their “go make sure the infernape on ramanas island isn’t causing a wildfire” checks.

not because he’s hurt or anything, he just tripped and he COULD get up, but he’s currently trying to figure out why he faceplanted into dirt and not the subway floor, which is probably only slightly worse than actual dirt. 

just because the pla protag showing up like “behold, a man” is probably not the wildest thing, but also because they could beat him in the initial ‘idk where i am but i am emmet and i have my pokemon’ reflex battle. 

like sure big reunion later, ye, but the mental image of walking into jubalife with emmet like the ‘what you got there?’ ‘a smoothie’ meme is v good

kvistwig
winterswake

tomorrow the russian government is gonna add a few new laws in the criminal code:

1) if you’re posting a fake (fake is literally anything that doesn’t say the offical state information) - it’s a crime = you can go to jail

2) if you’re vocally against the war - it’s a crime = you can go to jail

3) if you’re saying the sanctions are good/are justified - it’s a crime = you can go to jail.

today, some of our opposition media sources were blocked for spreading information that was different from the official media.

today facebook and twitter were blocked in russia, god knows what will happen in the morning. maybe they’ll cut the internet for all I know.

please, spread the word. if some of your russian friends фку suddenly disappear from the social media - our government is doing everything for us to rely only on the lies they’re spreading.