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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Okay, everyone wanna know something fun about Proper Suit Wearing Etiquette? You’re not really supposed to put your hands in the trouser pockets - it’s considered very unprofessional, causes them to fit improperly, and just basically people will say you can now, but that’s a very modern opinion.

Speaking of which,

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do I love this subtle little nod that this man is not as prim and proper as he makes himself out to be? Yes, yes I do.

Also, for those of you who have seen the ‘cursed’ Edgeworth statuette with the lovingly detailed posterior, and wondered why the heck the sculptors made that life choice…? This. This is why. Because when you put your hands in the trouser pockets of a perfectly-fitted suit, the backside suddenly becomes very, very fitted, it’s one of the reasons you don’t do it.

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#he knows what he’s doing

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Ass Attorney Heritage Post

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ID: tags from a reblog by Tumblr user rat band aid , which read "you're gonna mention cheeked up Edgeworth and not gonna drop the pic?" with a pensive emoji. end ID.

@ratbandaid Ah yes you’re quite right my apologies

ID: a photo of the Miles Edgeworth 1/10 scale plastic figure released by Capcom. he's in his packaging, new and sealed. no sign of his dumptruck ass yet. end ID.

For those who haven’t seen him, this is the figure in box (got the picture from Amazon)

And this is The Ass.

ID: a photograph of the Miles Edgeworth 1/10 scale plastic figure released by Capcom. the photo is taken from behind, well-lit, and focuses on his lovingly sculpted posterior which is peeping out coyly from under the back of his suit jacket due to the figure having his hands in his pockets. like, he's got cake. seriously. like. straight up ass cleavage. it's wild. end ID.

The ass photo is from this WordPress blog (link), click through if you want more angles.

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DISNEY IS FUNDING THE DON’T SAY GAY BILL

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Disney Backs Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill Despite Preaching Inclusivity - Inside the Magic
Despite inclusivity and representation efforts, Disney has apparently backed several supporters of Florida's "Don't say gay" bill.
Inside the Magic
Abigail Disney criticizes Disney’s donations to politicians who backed Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay Bill’
“I could not be more unhappy with their political activities, both in terms of whom they fund and how they lobby,”
nydailynews.com
Florida’s anti-gay crusade is funded by the Disneys of the world | Commentary
Florida politicians are obsessed with gay and transgender people in the worst possible way. Every year or so, Republicans in the Legislature
orlandosentinel.com

THEY ARE PUTTING MONEY INTO THE POCKETS OF EVERY OFFICIAL BACKING THE DON’T SAY GAY BILL