hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
I actually really needed this tonight, thank you
You’re a wonderful being and I hope to God you make it through the pain you’re going though. You deserve so much more.
✨please stay safe and reach out for help, im pretty sure almost anyone in this community would help you out✨
Help is always an option, stay safe 🌸
also:
did anybody remember that time Phoenix admitted to going cow-tipping?
Saving this for… research purposes.
This is important to me but don’t forget:
- Apollo can’t swim.
- Phoenix and Apollo are afraid of heights.
- Simon got so bored during a cross examination one time that he just straight up left.
- Mia once implied that the “P” on Feenie’s sweater stands for “Pussy.”
- Grossberg talks about his hemorrhoids to everyone. ESPECIALLY in court.
- “Barbed Head”, “Horn Head”, “Drill Head”, and “Braid Head.”
- Rayfa gives really good massages.
- Phoenix has chronic back pain.
- Godot drinks 17 cups of coffee on a daily basis.
- Phoenix once chewed and swallowed a glass necklace with a lethal poison in it and somehow was unharmed.
-Phoenix once ran onto a burning bridge then fell 60 feet into a freezing river but somehow only caught a cold.
-Phoenix once got hit by a car, flew 30 feet in the air, then hit his head directly on a telephone pole but somehow only got a sprained ankle.
- Larry’s testimony, “Nick is a Jerkface.”
- Phoenix can’t play piano AT ALL but was somehow employed as a piano player for seven years.
- Winston Payne’s wife is described as “surprising” by both him and the judge.
- Klavier’s band is made up of only people involved with the law.
- Engarde hires a literal assassin to kill his celebrity rival so he can protect his career as an actor for a children’s show.
- Said assassin later dresses up as an ice cream man, which Edgeworth buys ice cream from.
- Phoenix won a case with amnesia.
- Phoenix was whipped unconscious in court.
- Gumshoe, in an attempt to get to a courthouse in time to present evidence, crashed his car into a telephone pole.
- Lamiroir unkowingly tells her real son and daughter that Machi Tobaye is “like a son to her.”
- Trucy throws a sword in court.
- Phoenix throws his cell phone in court.
- Franzy’s Whippity Whip Trip is a “one hit wonder” children’s picture book.
- Apollo was physically unable to walk across above-stage due to his fear of heights unless Athena held his hand.
- Phoenix stared a butler in the face without recognising that he had the same stitches as the bellboy who took Maya hostage.
- Athena’s idea of a warm-up before trial is to go for a run. In a suit and heels.
- “Mr Wellington loves large bananas!” is a statement Phoenix has yelled in a courtroom while being serious.
- The Judge fully suspected Phoenix was planning to hire an assassin and proclaimed him GUILTY in the middle of someone else’s trial.
- Athena tries to make the guard in the Detention Centre laugh by pulling bizarre and funny faces.
- Pearl Fey, age 8, ran from Kurain Village to the city courthouse to attend Maya’s second murder trial. Kurain Village is about two hours away. By train.
- Phoenix openly admits to watching Kids’ Masterpiece theatre.
- Not only did Phoenix cross-examine an orca, but said orca was his previous client.
- Phoenix will never change his cell phone’s ringtone from the Steel Samurai theme despite not being much of a fan.
I feel semi different about this part, it seems more like they know when they’re experiencing too much anger and are trying to learn how to stop having such out bursts of anger, unless I misinterpreted this post anyways.
apotheoseity
