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Imagine being a Defense attorney, and you’ve plenty experience, and one day you get a new case and you’re investigating it. Your detective friend is there, so you ask him who the prosecutor is going to be. He gets this look on his face that’s hard to read. “Err… it’s someone called Mrs. Von Karma…. She’s… a prodigy, and she’s only been in a few cases.
You laugh, "A newbie?? Alright. This should be good.”
Suddenly, this huge limousine drives into the crime scene, and the door opens, and this fucking 13 year old child steps out. She’s a fucking 13 year old child, so of course you run over and you’re like, “What the hell this is a crime scene get this child out of here!!” But then the 13 year old girl whips you with a fucking riding crop and yells at you, “I’M PROSECUTOR VON KARMA HOW DARE YOU TRY TO REMOVE ME FROM THE CRIME SCENE YOU FOOL-!!!”
I’m sorry but whenever I’m reminded that Franziska became a prosecutor at AGE FUCKING 13,,,, all I can think of is this,,,, imagine the poor defense attorney who had to go up against her in court,,,
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