Edgeworth: Would you two stop fighting?!
Phoenix: We are not fighting. We are having a creative discussion.
Franziska: We are too fighting.
Phoenix: Creative discussion!
Franziska: FIGHT!
Phoenix: DISCUSSION!
Edgeworth: I cannot believe you’re fighting about whether or not you’re having a fight!
Things that canonically happened in the Ace Attorney universe
- A witness claims he saw the killer fly away. This is true and is accepted as credible evidence
- Maya channels Mia specifically to seduce an old man into talking about a crime
- Someone tried to get an alibi for a murder case by being arrested for a thievery case
- You cross-examine a parrot
- You have the option to publicly call yourself a sham in court
- You have the option to claim you committed murder in court
- Phoenix’s ex-girlfriend was found guilty in a case, but she couldn’t be arrested because she committed the crime after she already died
- Mia proving her client’s innocence literally makes Winston Payne go bald
- Prosecutors can do things like whip or throw boiling coffee at the defense attorneys. This is perfectly acceptable as a regular occurence
- The game accidentally predicts the exact timeframe that the Harlem Shake would become popular
- You know when people are withholding information from you because a magic rock lets you see physical representations of their lies
- You interrogate a hitman in court by talking to him on a walkie-talkie
- Franziska von Karma was a lawyer at age 14. This is accepted as normal
Brrr!
I decided I’d take a picture to distract myself from the cold!
(All things considered, it didn’t turn out that bad at all. You can barely tell my nose has been running for days!)
The kids in my class are chumps, I had a pack of saltines, and someone wanted some, so I charged 25 cents per cracker and someone just gave me a dollar…. wow
I got a super cute card at gay club today
I actually made friends today??? What???
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